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    Default IMPORTANT THINGS TO REMEMBER in LIfE..

    IMPORTANT THINGS TO REMEMBER in LIfE..
    01 Saanp aur chut, jahaan bhi milen maar do.
    02 Zindagi aur jhaant uljhe hue hain, use suljhane ki koshish mat
    karna.
    03 Samay aur chutiya, sab ka kat-ta hain.
    04 Acchhi piyo kharab piyo, jab bhi piyo sharaab piyo.
    05 Paani aur lund, apna rasta khud doondh lete hain.
    06 Biwi aur gaadi, doosre ko doge to chud kar hi wapas ayengi.
    07 Doodh aur gaand, jab phatthe hain to aawaaz nahi aati.
    08 Rocket aur tharak, aadmi ko kahin bhi le jaa sakte hain.
    09 Choochiyaan aur jazbaat, jitne dabaao utne hee ubhar aate hain.
    10 Jhaante aur koylaa, hameshaa sulagte rahte hain.
    11 tattey jitnaa bhi uchhal lein, rahenge hameshaa laude ke neeche
    hee!
    12 Ladki kitni bhi lambi ho, mootegi to baith ke hi.
    13 Land ko kitna bhi jhadkao, aakhri boond undi mein hi girti hai.
    14 Chut chahe jitni bhi chaudi ho jaye, marni Lund se hi padegi.
    15 Choochiyaan aur khaini, jitna ragdoge utna hi mazaa ayega.
    16 Chut aur Daaru, kabhi bhee joothi nahi hoti hain.
    17 Kutte ko mootne ke liye aur Ladki ko chudne ke liye, taang uthani
    hi padti hai.
    18 Chut aur Bhut, Kismat walon ko hi dikhte hain.
    19 Lohe par Hathoda aur Chut par Loda, tabhi maro jab garam ho.
    20 Ladki aur Audio cassete, dono side se bajaana chahiye.
    21 Exam ki taiyari mein ek ghanta aur daaru mein ek peg, hamesha kum
    padte hain.
    22 Chut saal mein do hi baar maro, ek jis din baarish ho aur doosre
    us din jab baarish na ho.
    23 Lund aur Ghamand, dono ko kaabu mein rakhne mein hi bhalai hai.
    24 Baagi aur mamme , jahan bhee mile , masal dene chahiye.
    25 Samay se pahle aur Kismat se achhi chut, na kisi ko mili hai, na
    milegi.
    26 Jab kismat mein likhe ho lode, to kahan se milenge pakode.
    27 adami aur chuha hamesha chhed ki taraf bhagte hain
    28 baasi choot aur purana akhbaar, jahan dikhe faad do!
    29 hari jhandi aur randi ko dekte hi bhaag lo!
    30 musibat aur lund kabhi bhi khade ho sakte hain!
    31 Job aur gaand sabki kabhi na kabhi zaroor lagti hai.
    32 Zaban aur lund dono me haddi nahi hoti
    33 Nayee chute ka maza nau din tak hota hai!
    34 Admi kitna bhi gora ho, lund baki badan se kala hi hota hai!
    35 Dusre ki naukari aur dusre ki chokri hardam acchhi hi lagti hai!
    36 Stree se aayu(age), purush se aay (income)aur sardar se kabhi
    time nahi puchhana chahiye!
    37 Bhajan, Bhojan aur Chodan hamesha ekaant main karne chahiye.
    38 Chut, Boot aur Rangroop ko jitna ragdoge utni hi chamak aayegi.
    39 Chut, Chuchi aur Chilam jitni bhi pio kabhi Jhuthi nahin hoti.
    40 Maango usi se jo de khushi se aur kahe na kisi se.
    41 Jab bhi mile akeli, wo nahin to uski saheli,saheli nahin to apni
    Hatheli..... but have sex daily.
    42 Kismat aur gaand kabhi bhi aur kahin bhi mar sakti hai.
    43 Ladai aur chudai mein sab jaayaz hai.

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