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    Wink some sms and jocks (from slim_boy_

    Wife: suno g doctor ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
    Hum kahan jayen gay?
    Husband: doosray doctor k passs..





    ghalib farmate hain:
    hazaron larkiya aesi k har larki pay dam niklay!
    jis pay dam niklay uski saheli us say bhi udham nikle.





    English teacher says: make a sentence using neither-nor?
    Naughty boy: when girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither they r comfortable nor we





    In order to get job in a good company a boy needs 100% talent. But a girl needs only 4% talent. Remaining is already
    ( 36 )
    )24(
    ( 36 ) = 96%
    with her.





    Koi tumhain bole u r crazy dont be angry,
    koi bole u r stupid cool lekin, koi bole u r beautiful thappar mar dena salay ko mazak ki bih koi hadh hoti hay





    Funny Sms a true love stroy
    once a mosquito falls in love with a hen
    one day they kissed each other
    hen dies of malaria
    and mosquito dies of bird-flu
    MORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN





    Jo Jeeta woh sikander,
    Jo haara woh jail k ander
    Jo sms bhajay us ko jadu ki jhappi
    Jo na bhajay us ko Bunder ki Pappi.





    Aaj ka sawal....
    mohabat ho jati hai yeh karni parti hai
    very simple
    agar larki khobsorat hai to ho jati hai

    agar amer hai to kani parti hai


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    he he h e good work

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    good work. nice sharing

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    When done slim boy.............very funny posting sir...........thanks !

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    tfs............

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    thanks admin sir.........

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    goodddddddddddddddd

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    nice.............................

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    vvvvvvvvvvvvv nice

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