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    1-- Sardar Ne Baitay Ko Muth Martay dekha tu Uski Shadi Kar di .. 2
    din
    baad pucha ,ab tu sab theek ha ?
    Beta: Kya khak theek hai 5 minute main hi uska hath thak jata ha
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    Marzi se ho sex tu paap nahi hota

    Kunwari se ho tu mood kharab nahi hota
    condom zarur lagana mere dost kyunke us time
    LORAY ke Pass DAMAGH nahi hota
    2- Girl Asked Plastic surgeon 2 make another hole near her ass
    surgeon was surprised and asked why?
    girl: Business is gud so opening a new branch "
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    Sardar Ne Baitay Ko Muth Martay dekha tu Uski Shadi Kar di .. 2 din
    baad pucha ,ab tu sab theek ha ?

    Beta: Kya khak theek hai 5 minute main hi uska hath thak jata ha
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    Marzi se ho sex tu paap nahi hota

    Kunwari se ho tu mood kharab nahi hota
    condom zarur lagana mere dost kyunke us time
    LORAY ke Pass DAMAGH nahi hota
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    A Girl after talking Sardar's dick in her mouth , 1000 nikal warna
    kaat lungi

    sardar : 500 mujhe de warna peeshaab kar donga
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    Husband: Shadi k baad zindagi kutte jaisi ho gayi hai

    Wife: Kutte se kya barabari karoge , woh to 1 ghenta phasa k rakhta
    hai tumhari to 1 min main gand phat jati ha
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    Husband: Begum Neeand Nahi aa rahi Sex Ho Jaye?

    Wife: Madarchood Meri choot k andar teri maa lori de rahi hai jo
    tujhe
    neeand a jaye gi?
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    A 75 Years Old Man talking to his penis

    We were born togather , grown up togather , enjoyed life togather ,
    Then why did u die before me?
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    Teacher ne pocha Aisi Konsi cheez hai jisay tum log dekh sakte ho par
    pakar nai sakte?

    student" MADAM APP KE MAMAY
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    Interview:Sardar g batao Konsi cheez tez chalti hai aur jis k 4 payen
    hain

    Sardar: CAR
    Interviewer: Galat, Honda Car Ok next
    Woh Kia hai jis k 2 payen hain aur bohat tez chalti hai
    Sardar: Motor Cycle
    Interviewer : Galat Yamaha Motor Cycle
    Now sardar went mad aur bola Interview gaya bhosray main ab mere
    sawal
    ka jawab do

    Sardar : Idher baal Udhar baal Beach main chaid
    Interviewer : CHOOT
    sardar: Nahi Galat " TERI MAA KI CHOOT '
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    Hasband raat ko wife ko kar raha tha,kartai kartai papo ki ankh khol
    gai papo apni maa ko dekh kar wash rööm main chala gaya Muth marnai
    laga baap naydekha to poucha kya kar rahai ho papu; apna kam khud
    karta hon kisi ke maa nahi chodta.
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    Reena-'What is difference between Boys & Girls?' Tina-'Boys R
    naughty,We R Beauty.They R Lyer,We R Fire.They've chest,We've
    Breast.They' ve Muscle,we've nipples.they' ve night fall,we've 2 big
    balls.they've a pole,we've a big hole.they can fight, we can
    bite.they
    can fuk,we can suck.
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    Kabhi tu lee hogi suraj ne chand ki,
    Tabhi tu chand main daag hai,
    Mumkin hai chand ne dubara nahi dee hogi,
    Tabhi tu suraj main aag hai.
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    Baluchi: Hamare raigistan mein 'khushamdid' bolo to vapis awaz aati
    hai ...amdid...amdid. Pathan: khocha, hamare paharo mein 'i luv u'
    bolo
    to vapis awaz aata hai ..luv u...luv u.Punjabi: Ae keri gal hai paa
    ji. Saday pind di gali vich awaz maro 'teri maa di', te vapas awaz
    aandi hai 'teri pehn di'..
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    Raat k 2 bajay bahoo k kamray se aik aadmi nikla aur bhaag gya..

    Saas ne dekha lekin kuch na kaha
    .
    ..
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    kyon k saas bhee kabhee bahu thee!
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    Qissa aik Chudai ka.

    Pehlay gaand pe kaat liya humnay.
    phir phuddi ko chaat liya humnay.
    Phir diya hontoun pe namkeen bhosa,
    bari daer talak mammo ko choosa,
    Ungli kar k paani diya nikaal,
    boli wo tarap k jaldi se daal,
    Josh-e-shevat main loray ko rakha choot pe,
    dono haath jama diye us k doodh pe,
    Zabt ka bandhan achanak toot gaya,
    chudai se pehlay bahar hi chhot gaya
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    Chachi to Bhatija: hum chaat ki dukan kholenge, Lekin gaahak kaise
    ayenge.Bhatija to Chachi:Mein advrtsmnt karunga k '10 rupaye me
    Chachi
    ki Chat lo'.
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    Boy 2 girl ladkiyan rukhsati k waqt roti Q hain.Girl say!Abay chutiah
    agar tujhay pata ho k koi tujhe ghar se dur le ja k teri gaand maray
    ga to kia tu nachega?
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    What is pure Hindi name of Condom??

    Rubber ki Chiknai yukt Prajanan virodhak mardana Ling ki topi.
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    Man gives blood 2 his Girlfriend.later on they split up & man wants
    blood back.she throws a used paad 2 him & says: i wil pay u
    monthly ,u
    bastard.
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    Malang:-Beta Hamesha Apne Se Badi Ko Maa,Choti Ko Beti,Barabar Wali
    Ko
    Bahen Maano!Boy:-Baba ji,phir ye LORA aap Hi Rakh lo,bhaang Kootnay K
    Kaam aye ga...
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    gal:hw many siblings u hav?
    boy:m d nly 1
    gal:kyun? baap me dum nehi tha kya?
    boy:n how many r u?
    gal:8
    boy:kyun?baap ko aur koi kaam nehi tha kya?
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    Ek admi jaldi jaldi ladies toilet main ghus gya, ek aurat chillaye ;u
    idiot ye ladies k lye hai,Aadmi pant utaar k bola ye bhi ladies k
    liye
    hai !!..

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    Default Suhagraat ke din Santa

    Suhagraat ke din Santa apni Biwi ko chod raha. Abhi
    chudai chal hi rahi thi k Santa ki biwi jor se hasne
    lagi. Santa ko gussa a gaya, Bola; Saali has kyo rahi
    hai? Santa ki biwi boli, G Pankhe (Fan) me apki BUND
    (GAND) dikhai de rahi hai!!!!!!!!! !!

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    I,ve Participate Something!

    Ek 5 Saal K Student Ne Class Mein Sawal Kia,
    Miss Kia Mein Is Qabil Hoon K Kisi Larki Ko Pregnant Kar Sakoon?
    Miss;nahin To Beta Abhi Tum Bohat Chotey Ho.
    Student;are U Sure Miss?
    Miss; Yes 100% Sure.
    Student Ne Barabar Baithi Hoi 4 Saal Ki Class Mate Ko Thappar Mara Or Bola, Saali 3 Din Se Cheekh Rahi He K Mances Band Ho Gaiy Hein Shayad 'hamal' Thehar Gaya He!

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    Default Joke

    A Six Year Old Daughter Ask Her Mother.
    Mommy,can I Have A Baby?
    Of Course Not, Dear, The Mother Replied.
    Are U Sure Mom? Asked The Daughter.
    Certainly, Said The Mother.
    Then The Daughter Ran To Rejoin Her Playmates In The Yard And Cry, Ok, Johny, No Problem We Can Start Same Game.

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    Good jokes!!

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    lovely thread

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    Ek 5 Saal K Student Ne Class Mein Sawal Kia,
    Miss Kia Mein Is Qabil Hoon K Kisi Larki Ko Pregnant Kar Sakoon?
    Miss;nahin To Beta Abhi Tum Bohat Chotey Ho.
    Student;are U Sure Miss?
    Miss; Yes 100% Sure.
    Student Ne Barabar Baithi Hoi 4 Saal Ki Class Mate Ko Thappar Mara Or Bola, Saali 3 Din Se Cheekh Rahi He K Mances Band Ho Gaiy Hein Shayad 'hamal' Thehar Gaya He!

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    Ek 5 Saal K Student Ne Class Mein Sawal Kia,
    Miss Kia Mein Is Qabil Hoon K Kisi Larki Ko Pregnant Kar Sakoon?
    Miss;nahin To Beta Abhi Tum Bohat Chotey Ho.
    Student;are U Sure Miss?
    Miss; Yes 100% Sure.
    Student Ne Barabar Baithi Hoi 4 Saal Ki Class Mate Ko Thappar Mara Or Bola, Saali 3 Din Se Cheekh Rahi He K Mances Band Ho Gaiy Hein Shayad 'hamal' Thehar Gaya He!

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    good collection

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    do larkea baresh may mamay nekaal k rer rahee thee k larko nay awaaz k yae head light band karo - larkio nay jawab deaa k bel hamara baap day gaa tumara keyaa jaata hay--- larko nay kahaa layken kambaa hamaraa hill raha hay

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