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    Talking mujay 1 he lady milee ha mujay usss k baray me info do

    Hello well today... mujay 1 he lady milli jo k bahrain meray city me he rahti ha... i asked her that you are shemale but se replied no i'm HeLady....

    ab uss sa 2 din baat tou ki phone per aur net per lekin woh mujay mera lund or apni ass ki he bat karti ha... kia asa tou nai helady jo hota ha wooh fuck bhi karta ha...

    because i m handsome & hunk guy...

    ab kidher Thursday night ko woh mujay fuck karnay ka programmm banaye na bhaithiii hooo...

    plzz let me know what you know about it...


    he lady i didn't get proper definition for he lady

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    abye yar jab tum itne hi sona munde ho tu koi achi lady phasate na ye kia mardana aurut phansai ha?
    Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand

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    He lady ... She Male... kharbuza churi par gire ya churi khabuze par... samajh rahe ho na ke main kiya keh raha hoon?

    Transgender log hamesha gaandu hi hote hain. Jo aurat mard bane gi (he lady) woh gaand mare or marwai gi.

    Jo mard aurat bane ga (lady boy) woh bhi aksar akhri stage yaani lun nahi katwai ga aur gaand hi mare/marwai ga. Ya lun ko choot main convert karwa kar gaand or aage ki skin (choot shape mein) marwai ga. Agar tumko yeh sab chahiye to jao.

    Lekin afsos handsome & hunk guy hone ka koi faida nahin uthaya... koi khoobsurat ladki to dost bana kar....
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    yar is bare main eric t ne apko kafi acha btaya hai
    lakin ise bhi aik advencture samajh ker kabol kero
    or chale jao milne
    jo ho ga dekha jaye ga
    ookhli main sir dya hai to mosal se kya darna

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    aray nahi yar i think woh gand nahi mare gi ya ga but gand chate ge apni zaban se. once i met a girl near abul hasan asfahani road she did this job. main gandu nahi lakin jab woh zaban pher rahi thi to dil karta tha zara si zaban gand k ander bhi dal de.

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    ap us ka contact mobile number muje pm kar to after one day ap ko sub bat du ka ke wo kon hai r kaha raheti hai

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    Dost is tarah k logo se dooor hi raha jaye tu zyada acha hay...

    tumhe mashwara doon ga uss se contact khatamm kardoo aurr kisi achi larki see hi dosti karo...

    Sex Sirf female se hi karna chahiye...

    Gay/Shemales/Ladyboy etc.. in jaiso se dooor hi raha jaye tu better hay dost


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    Quote Originally Posted by Good___Boy View Post
    abye yar jab tum itne hi sona munde ho tu koi achi lady phasate na ye kia mardana aurut phansai ha?
    Bro Reply tou acha ha lekin Experience bhi tou lena chaye ha na 1 baar khosray ko 100 Rupees day kr uss k kapray utarwaye thay tou manay socha is thailander ko bhi check kr latay hain

    Quote Originally Posted by EricT View Post
    He lady ... She Male... kharbuza churi par gire ya churi khabuze par... samajh rahe ho na ke main kiya keh raha hoon?

    Transgender log hamesha gaandu hi hote hain. Jo aurat mard bane gi (he lady) woh gaand mare or marwai gi.

    Jo mard aurat bane ga (lady boy) woh bhi aksar akhri stage yaani lun nahi katwai ga aur gaand hi mare/marwai ga. Ya lun ko choot main convert karwa kar gaand or aage ki skin (choot shape mein) marwai ga. Agar tumko yeh sab chahiye to jao.

    Lekin afsos handsome & hunk guy hone ka koi faida nahin uthaya... koi khoobsurat ladki to dost bana kar....
    Brother aap ka answer to bilkul sahe ha lekin yeh confirm nai howa k he is top or bottom... ap nay kaha both lekin lady bou must be bottom i think what say you??

    Quote Originally Posted by malikjii View Post
    yar is bare main eric t ne apko kafi acha btaya hai
    lakin ise bhi aik advencture samajh ker kabol kero
    or chale jao milne
    jo ho ga dekha jaye ga
    ookhli main sir dya hai to mosal se kya darna
    Chalu try maroun ga abhi uss ki pics hain lekin apnay iPhone sa bhi uss ki pics aur recording post kr doun ga ager giya tou....

    Quote Originally Posted by mast_larka View Post
    aray nahi yar i think woh gand nahi mare gi ya ga but gand chate ge apni zaban se. once i met a girl near abul hasan asfahani road she did this job. main gandu nahi lakin jab woh zaban pher rahi thi to dil karta tha zara si zaban gand k ander bhi dal de.
    ap k reply me dam hai thanks for sharing your experience with us

    Quote Originally Posted by 923143174600 View Post
    ap us ka contact mobile number muje pm kar to after one day ap ko sub bat du ka ke wo kon hai r kaha raheti hai
    Brother Number share karnay ka koi faida nai... jo dekhta ha woh hota nai aur jo hota ha woh dekhta nai

    Quote Originally Posted by Play_Boy007 View Post
    Dost is tarah k logo se dooor hi raha jaye tu zyada acha hay...

    tumhe mashwara doon ga uss se contact khatamm kardoo aurr kisi achi larki see hi dosti karo...

    Sex Sirf female se hi karna chahiye...

    Gay/Shemales/Ladyboy etc.. in jaiso se dooor hi raha jaye tu better hay dost

    You are also right.... inh sa door rahna chaye ha.. aur jahan tak baat ha girls ki woh tou mujh per qurban hain.... idher filipino thilander ko KFC sa 5 Rupees mein unh room me ja k enjoy karo... lekin her kisi ka apna andaaz hota ha... aur desi girl ko seduce kr k sex karnay kaa aur bhi zyada maza ha
    Last edited by faisal141; 28-10-2010 at 02:23 PM.

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    ^^^
    iss se bethr ha ke tum uf kohi 500 rs de dete aur senkro proper larkio ke kapre utarwalete. baarihal tum soh samaj kar hi kuh karna.
    Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand

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    Mr stylo sambhal kar jana
    ajj kal aids ki beemari bhi aam hi hai

    r hum UF k kisi bhi member ko khona nahi chahte

    thanx

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