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    Default Funny Sms Don Kae

    Sardar was advising his son on dining table: "Oay Boti kha....Boti..!
    Lulli Waddi Ho si"

    Sardarni
    (sharmatay huay):

    "Sardar Ji tusi v khao na..!"
    ...............,...........
    KHAN boy ko razi kar raha tha jb wo na maana to Khan ghuse mai aa k bola:
    Tum apna phool jaisa gand ko sirf tatti kr kr k zaya karna chahta hai to tumara marzi.
    ............................
    AApne doston ko
    salam e aajizana

    Dosti nibhane walon ko meri jan nazrana
    Jo sms kry usko hm se pyar ki JHAPPI
    AUR
    Jo na kry usko molana Fazlur Rehman ki PUPPI.
    KYA CHAHIYA BETA .
    ............,...............
    Gramar teachr:
    "hina larkon se bat nae krti hai"
    btao is sntence mai hina kya ha?
    Studnt: sir hina chawwal hai.
    ............................
    DON nay ab jurm ki duniya chor di hai.

    Ab 1 MADRASSA banaya hai

    So Plz



    Balance k surat mein DON ko chanda day kr aakhrat sawarain
    Ap ka khadim

    HAJI DON.
    ............................
    Aaj Aap PEHLI Bar Apne Mob Pe larki Ko NAHATE Dekhain Gay:







    DIL
    Pe
    HATH
    RAKH
    Lo
































    Aaj PANI Nai Aa Rha LARKI Kal NAHAI Gi..!!
    ...........................
    Ek larki ne pehli bar ek larke ka lun hath me pakra to us me se kuch qatrey tapak parey, Larki boli ye kya hai, Larka bola kuch nahi Bus Khushi Ke Aansu Hain.
    ............................
    Bilo kendi ee

    Main adi rati naha beti
    Ap syapa pa beti

    Sabn mal k pindy te
    Pani da donga guwa beti

    Main akhyan te sabn mal k
    Baldy bulb no hath pa beti

    Main khury de wich enj dig payi
    K Mammyan te satt lua beti

    Toti waji lattan dy wich Qusa v prwa beti
    Ki dasan main nahandi nahandi
    14 Tanky lwa beti.
    ............................
    Girl:kon ho tum?
    Boy:hsrat tmari.

    Girl:takte ho kia?

    Boy:surat tmari.

    Girl:chatey ho kia?

    Boy:muhabat tmari

    Girl:karte ho kia?

    Boyuja tumari.

    Girl:kafir ho kia?

    Boy:aisa hi sahi.

    Girluchtao gay.

    Boy:kismat hmari.

    Girl:shadi shuda hn mei.

    Boy: .

    .

    .

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    .MAA KI KUSS TUMARI.
    ............................
    NEWTON's 7th LAW OF BRAZEIR Elastisity of a brazer is directly proportional 2 da total weight of Boobs nd inversly proportional 2 da distance btwen 2 nipples.
    ............................
    Naaz Hai TujKo Boht Apni Gand Ki Gehrai Par
    HmKo Bhi Fakhr Hai Apne Lun Ki Lumbai Par
    Teri gand Agar Shabnum Ka Shabaab Hai
    To
    Hamara Lun Be lahore ka nawab hai
    ..,.........................
    Lun walio Lun di kadar karo,
    Lun naal he jag te sardariyan ney!

    Roundey ney o suhaag raat weiley,
    jinan regular muthan maariyan ney.
    ............................
    Girl:kon ho tum?
    Boy:hsrat tmari.

    Girl:takte ho kia?

    Boy:surat tmari.

    Girl:chatey ho kia?

    Boy:muhabat tmari

    Girl:karte ho kia?

    Boyuja tumari.

    Girl:kafir ho kia?

    Boy:aisa hi sahi.

    Girluchtao gay.

    Boy:kismat hmari.

    Girl:shadi shuda hn mei.

    Boy: .

    .

    .

    .

    .

    .

    .

    .

    .MAA KI KUSS TUMARI.
    ............................
    Judge:
    Tm ne Apne Hsbnd Ko QATAL Q Kia?
    LARKI:
    Wo Ofice Se aye
    Mjhy ROOM Me Lekar Gaye
    BED pe Litaya
    KAPRE Utare
    Meri TANGEN Uthai
    Or Kaha,
    HAPPY
    APRIL-FOOL
    DAY.
    ............................
    2 Pistol tay 1Gun
    WAPDA walyan di Maa nu LUN

    2 Pukhay tay 1Malang,
    WAPDA walyan di pain nu LUN

    2 Sitaray tay 1Chann,
    WAPDA walyan di waddi nu LUN

    40 Kilo da 1mann,
    WAPDA walyon di nikki nu LUN

    2 ankheen tay 2 kann,
    WAPDA walyan di kurri nu Lun,

    Tay Jo is nu forwrd na kray odi bund wich hathi da LUN.
    ............................




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    Hehehehe, nice collection

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    Default really funny!

    Zabardast... Keep it up

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    Begerat hi laga eeee

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    nice collection...........

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    nice collection

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    great..........

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    nice

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    nice

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    Hay...nice one yar....plz add more

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